#1 Question of my life
Q: Do you play Basketball?
A: Do you play Miniature Golf?
Alternate Answer: (Spit above their heads) and then tell them its raining.
Frequent Aliases
" You look like Bull from Night Court"
"Lurch"
"Too Tall Jones" from Police Academy
"Wingspan"
" David Robinson"?
Popular Quotes from the past 40 years of life
"Unfortunately we don't have a protective vest that will cover your entire upper body, but, we still want you to deploy to Iraq"
" We can cut two sleeping bags in half and then sew them together so that you can do the cold weather training, but, until then, we advise you wear a warm jacket to cover the parts of you that don't fit"
" You must be under this height to go on this ride"
" Would you like to sit at the rear of the plane where there is more leg room?"
"If I were your size, I would be in the NBA"
"Do you dunk"
"You are going to need to get on your knees when talking to me, so I don't have the feeling that you are superior to me" - Army Officers
" You can't come in to this club because it would take all of the bouncers to escort you out"
Q: Do you play Basketball?
A: Do you play Miniature Golf?
Alternate Answer: (Spit above their heads) and then tell them its raining.
Frequent Aliases
" You look like Bull from Night Court"
"Lurch"
"Too Tall Jones" from Police Academy
"Wingspan"
" David Robinson"?
Popular Quotes from the past 40 years of life
"Unfortunately we don't have a protective vest that will cover your entire upper body, but, we still want you to deploy to Iraq"
" We can cut two sleeping bags in half and then sew them together so that you can do the cold weather training, but, until then, we advise you wear a warm jacket to cover the parts of you that don't fit"
" You must be under this height to go on this ride"
" Would you like to sit at the rear of the plane where there is more leg room?"
"If I were your size, I would be in the NBA"
"Do you dunk"
"You are going to need to get on your knees when talking to me, so I don't have the feeling that you are superior to me" - Army Officers
" You can't come in to this club because it would take all of the bouncers to escort you out"
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